Entry for 18th October, 2008 - Drooling Spouse

My Significant Other was out on the lash with her work colleagues last night. They are all teachers, so I imagine they spent the night moaning about how few holidays they get, how stressful it is working to 9am to 3.30pm (on the odd days that the timetable means they have a full day) and how they do not get enough time to complete the Sudoku at playtime.
She came in somewhat the worse for wear. I deduce this from the fact that she said “I love you” rather than her usual jolly greeting of “Have you fixed the towel rail holder yet?” She then told me about several members of staff’s sexual indiscretions and then fell asleep drooling gently on my pillow. It was a lovely scene.