Entry for 18th Juy, 2008

I have completed my 12th STI (Small but Tangeible Improvement).
I fixed the wonky bog seat.
I appreciate that you may be breathless from excitement at this news so at this point we will have a short interlude.
Feel free to sit down.
Put on some relaxing music.
Have a small glass of port and lemon.
Feeling better? Ok - we'll risk going on.
Regrettably the toilet seat had become unhinged on one side. I suspect that Sherlock Homes would be able to derive some important information from this fact: "Ah, now then Watson. What we have here is a man who favours his right buttock. More than that, he is 5 foot 11, has passed his Grade 5 Piano, and is strikingly handsome."
However, fear not, for I have repaired the bog seat. I practically a plumber now. I am practising speaking with a Polish accent as we speak.