Entry for 13th September, 2008 - Real Men Watch Rhydian

My friend The Advisor is going to see Rhydian in concert.
Shocking though this disclosure is, it is not as shocking as the fact that he actually told me about it. Normally, that is the sort of information that should only be divulged after four days with a hood over your head being subjected to white noise whilst baby crocodiles munch on your nipples.
Tell us you like power ballads sung by the sexless Welshman, and we will let you sleep...
But not the Advisor. He did not need torture. He just came right out and spilled the beans.
That is what is wrong with modern society. We all feel the need to vent our innermost secrets now. We feel the need to Share. We feel it is healthy to release our secrets from the locked trinket box of our heart. Jeremy Kyle and Trish expect it of us, and we must obey.
Nowadays Real Men Watch Rhydian.