Dramatis Personae

This is a page I'll try to update from time to time, so that you can keep an eye on the characters that regularly cross my path.
The Adviser
is a friend from school days. He has a tendency towards offering lifestyle advice to anyone who will listen. I tuned out years ago. We played in a band together many years ago. We were rubbish. Especially him. If you ever get him and a guitar in the same room, ask him to play you the opening riff of “You Really Got Me” by the Kinks. He is especially hopeless at that.
The Webmaster
is a master of the dark arts of webdesignery. He designs and maintains my theatre company's website, from his plush, state of the art nerve centre, which we call "His Bedroom".
The Bongo
once set fire to a theatre in the West End of Glasgow. When she is not engaged in arson, she plays a mean banjo.
The Charming Thespian
is a talented man who can act the hind legs off many an untalented donkey. He also likes Chas and Dave. And that makes him cool in my book. "Snooker loopy nuts are we, We're all snooker (Thunk) loopy...."
David Bison
is a man who lifts heavy objects as a hobby. Once, when we were drunk, we took a photo of ourselves and sold it successfully on e-bay.
He has a very entertaining Blog of his very own. It is on Blogger, but it is worth a trip to the dark side.
Lanarkshire’s Leading Actress
is, like all good actors, a pleasing mixture of ego and insecurity. She drives a pink car and likes salad cream.
Laughing Boy
My Significant Other
is very patient.
The Small Round Faced People
are my two children. Who knew that bodily fluids came in so many interesting varieties? Not me certainly.
The Couch Potato
has a symbiotic relationship with his sofa. He is my oldest friend too, and knows secrets about me which must go to his grave. Fortunately, I have the same hold on him.
Blondie
The Old Boy
is my dad.
JJ
is my sister. She is very tidy.
Richard Herring
is my hero. He is probably contemplating taking a restraining order against me as a result of the incident at The Stand Comedy Club.
Stick